ASS-Assination From The Rectum Almost Reck’d Em.

His ass is truly ‘the bomb’. Al Qaeda is using old drug tactics to bring the bombs aboard planes trains and automobiles. Sticking a pound of explosives , (lol) AND  the detonator into his booty. This tight ass is eluding the police, the metal detectors, and the drug dogs with this old, ‘butt’ useful tactics. The only way to catch these guys now is to strip search them at the gate. I hope these freedom fighters get under control before the shit hits the…. ok, i’m done.